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BIRDIE (PART 1)

From birth to the moment of their slaughter, most chickens bred for meat only live about 45 days. These birds, raised to die, have colloquially come to be known as “broilers.” But Amos, a little boy from Fargo, North Dakota, called his chick by a name more tenderhearted.

THE EARLY SYMPTOMS OF BECOMING A PERSON WITH TASTE

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