ISSUE 82 · SEPTEMBER 18, 2026

STORIES. ART. WIT. LEISURE.

SMART READING WHEN TIME IS TIGHT.
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  • Sketch: “Spork” by COOL HAND FRANK.

    "HITHER, SPORK!"

    COOL HAND FRANK

    Sketch: “Spork” by COOL HAND FRANK.

    A witty case for why the humble, much-maligned spork deserves a permanent seat at every dinner table — from melting ice cream disasters to Steve Jobs's stolen simplicity quote.

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  • Artwork: “Beyond” by Lynne McDonald, all rights reserved.

    THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

    JASON ROGERS · KENNESAW, GA.

    Artwork: “Beyond” by Lynne McDonald, all rights reserved.

    The above accompanying artwork on this webpage is the sole property of artist Lynne McDonald and held under copyright. Lynne McDonald’s images, artwork, and content on this website and her website may not be copied, collected, or used for personal or professional gain without written permission from her.

    A personal pop-culture essay on “Red Dawn”, “Mad Max”, “The Dog Stars”, COVID and why stories about surviving the end of the world remain so irresistibly entertaining.

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  • Artwork: “Dolly” by Kirk Stansbury.

    PEOPLE WHO DIED: DOLLY PARTON

    COOL HAND FRANK

    Artwork: “Dolly” by Kirk Stansbury.

    JAN. 19, 1946 - AUG. 25, 2026

    A tribute to Dolly Parton, the country icon whose songwriting, acting, philanthropy and business sense carried her through six decades of American music.

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  • Artwork: “Glimpse of Her” by ELIKYA Art, all rights reserved.

    YOUR CLOTHES HAVE NOWHERE TO GO: FUNCTION AS THE FOUNDATION OF STYLE

    EMILY SLEPSKY · ATLANTA, GA.

    Artwork: “Glimpse of Her” by ELIKYA Art, all rights reserved.

    Why does personal style feel thinner lately? A cultural essay traces fashion's lost function, from trench coats and jeans to the Birkin bag, and asks what happens when outfits only have to survive a photo.

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  • Photo: "message number two" by Obscure Nonspecifics, all rights reserved.

    GRAMMATIC NOISE

    EMANUEL (MANI) ISLER · DENVER, COLO.

    Photo: "message number two" by Obscure Nonspecifics, all rights reserved.

    A humorous personal essay about one writer's compulsive urge to correct every grammar mistake he encounters — even when he knows better. What starts as an ordinary day takes an increasingly absurd turn.

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  • Artwork: "daisies and dragonflies" by Obscure Nonspecifics, all rights reserved.

    ONE HUNDRED WORDS | 71

    COOL HAND FRANK

    Artwork: "daisies and dragonflies" by Obscure Nonspecifics, all rights reserved.

    A serialized thriller told in precise 100-word installments, this tale follows a successful attorney accustomed to control navigating increasingly dangerous threats to his professional and personal worlds.

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FEATURED WRITERS

  • COOL HAND FRANK

    COOL HAND FRANK


    What is the one specific physical exercise you never get bored with?

  • MARIANNA GAVURMADZHYAN

    MARIANNA GAVURMADZHYAN


    “Biking!”

  • MANI ISLER

    MANI ISLER


    ‍ ‍“Playing golf with my friends.”

  • JASON ROGERS

    JASON ROGERS


    “Dancing to my records.”

  • EMILY SLEPSKY

    EMILY SLEPSKY


    “Walking. Now if I could get off my crutches…”

FEATURED WRITER SELECTIONS

THE “ART” OF NONCHALANCE

THE “ART” OF NONCHALANCE

MARIANNA GAVURMADZHYAN · BOSTON, MASS.

Artwork: "THE SHELL SEEKER" by Ray Brilli Fine Art, all rights reserved.

This accompanying artwork is the original, protected, and sole property of artist Ray Brilli Fine Art and held under copyright. Ray Brilli Fine Art’s images, artwork, and content on this website and his website may not be copied, collected, or used for personal or professional gain without prior written authorization from him.

Why do people find nonchalance attractive? Explore how social media destroyed mystery and why emotional withholding has become the new currency of cool—and what it costs genuine connection.

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WANNA BET?
Culture, Sports, Media, Modern Life, Personal Essay EMANUEL (MANI) ISLER · DENVER, COLO. Culture, Sports, Media, Modern Life, Personal Essay EMANUEL (MANI) ISLER · DENVER, COLO.

WANNA BET?

EMANUEL (MANI) ISLER · DENVER, COLO.

Artwork: “Angles in Motion” by Marilyn Binder Silverman, all rights reserved.

This accompanying artwork is the original, protected, and sole property of artist Marilyn Binder Silverman and held under copyright. Marilyn Binder Silverman’s images, artwork, and content on this website and her website may not be copied, collected, or used for personal or professional gain without written authorization from her.

Sports used to sell beer and razors. Now they sell the promise of easy money. A witty personal essay on gambling’s grip on modern culture.

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IT’S A VINYL WORLD, AND I LIVE IN IT

IT’S A VINYL WORLD, AND I LIVE IN IT

JASON ROGERS · KENNESAW, GA.

Artwork: "GOSPEL LIGHT" by Kirk Stansbury.

A personal journey from compact discs to vinyl obsession—finding Holy Grails, making friends in record stores, and discovering the joy of truly listening to music.

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ARTIST GALLERY PREVIEW

  • Attendees take photos with heart torch

    THIS MONTH'S GOOD CAUSE

ASK ME ANYTHING (I MIGHT LIE)

COOL HAND FRANK Warhol-Style
COOL HAND FRANK Warhol-Style

If someone made a documentary about your life, what would this chapter be called?

— GARY, STATEN ISLAND, N.Y.

Gary,

“September 8th Revisited.”

COOL HAND FRANK

RIDICULOUS WORD OF THE ISSUE

ON THE SCREEN


ON THE STEREO


RANDOM FILLER

“Record of futility”