FIFTY SHADES OF TERROR

This was the hottest, most unbelievable night of Matthew’s life. He couldn’t see with the blindfold she had tied, his wrists bound to the iron posts of her poster bed. He lay undressed, sweaty, exhausted, and euphoric.

Matthew still didn’t know her name.

Suddenly, a shrieking roar: a chainsaw. Hers.

COOL HAND FRANK

Founder, publisher, head writer and executive editor of COOL HAND FRANK. Also a U.S. presidential candidate for the 2028 federal election, because the bar is really, really low.

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