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  • RIVER ARTS DISTRICT ARTISTS

    REBUILDING ASHEVILLE'S ART SCENE

    FUNDRAISER: KELLY SAUNDERS, CONTRIBUTING VISUAL ARTIST

    Since Hurricane Helene, one of the questions I hear most often is: “How can we support Asheville’s artists as we rebuild?” Our creative community has taken a hard hit—but with your kindness and generosity, we’re finding our way back.

    The best way to directly help local artists is by donating to River Arts District Artists. Every dollar goes toward keeping studios open, restocking supplies, and helping artists get back to doing what they love.

    There are also simple, meaningful ways you can make a difference:

    Commission one-of-a-kind art. Nothing says “special” like a custom piece that tells your story, brightens your home, or honors someone you love.

    Follow on Facebook or Instagram. It’s free, easy, and helps artists reach new audiences who might fall in love with their work.

    Shop for the holidays (or just because!). Handmade gifts support small businesses and carry a little extra heart.

    Share our work with your friends. Word of mouth is powerful—and your enthusiasm inspires others to give, too.

    Your encouragement means more than you know. Every gesture—big or small—helps keep Asheville’s creative spirit alive and reminds us that art, like community, endures through care and connection.

  • THE FUTURE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL

    THE FUTURE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL

    SATURDAY, NOV. 8, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM CST
    Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee, 3421 Belmont Blvd, Nashville, TN
    $60.58

    PRESENTER: COOL HAND FRANK

    “Yours truly will be presenting on the topic ‘The Future Great American Novel’ at creative writing organization Carnegie Writers’ 11th Annual Conference. It will be interactive. You might not learn a lot; you might get inspired. Either way, you will have fun. Come join me.”

  • Alpharetta Arts Center: Artists Holiday Market

    Artists Holiday Market

    SATURDAY, NOV. 15, 10:00 AM-4:30 PM EST
    Alpharetta Arts Center, 238 Canton St., Alpharetta, GA

    EXHIBITOR: JILLERY., CONTRIBUTING VISUAL ARTIST

    “I’m thrilled to announce that I’ll be participating in the Alpharetta Arts Center Holiday Market this year! To help showcase my designs I’ve just received my brand new jewelry displays, and I’m absolutely OBSESSED with them! Made in Brazil, these gorgeous displays feature a beautiful soft pink color that adds a touch of elegance and matches my brand colors. Can’t wait to share my jewelry in person with you all at the market!”

  • “Smoke and Mirrors” with Lynne McDonald. Photo credit: Chelsea Patricia Photography, 2024.

    Holiday Art Exhibition

    Above photo: “Smoke and Mirrors” with Lynne McDonald. Photo credit: Chelsea Patricia Photography, 2024.

    WEDNESDAY, NOV. 19, 6:00 PM-8:00 PM EST
    Serendipity Labs Buckhead, 3550 Lenox Rd NE, 21st Floor, Atlanta, GA

    HOST: LYNNE MCDONALD, CONTRIBUTING VISUAL ARTIST

    “Step into an exclusive showcase of works that mark the evolution of my artistic journey. I want each piece to be both a statement and an experience, designed to transform interiors and inspire conversation.

    This year’s show is curated not only for collectors seeking timeless pieces, but also for those looking for meaningful gifts that extend far beyond the holiday season.

    Join me for an evening of art, connection, and discovery. Let’s celebrate what it means to live uncontained.”

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GOOD CAUSE SPOTLIGHT

COOL HAND FRANK spotlights purpose-driven organizations working to make this world healthier, happier, and better.

“Scientist. Conservationist. Humanitarian.” Following the passing of Dr. Jane Goodall on Oct. 1, it feels only right to spotlight her global conservation organization, the Jane Goodall Institute (JGI).

“Dr. Jane,” as her friends and associates called her, founded JGI in 1977 to empower local communities worldwide to strengthen environmental conservation through action, technology and science. In addition, JGI created Roots & Shoots, a youth-focused educational program in nearly 75 countries to activate and mentor tomorrow’s conservation leaders today.

We encourage you to check out the Jane Goodall Institute. If their mission resonates with you, consider donating. At the very least, spread the word. Change begins at home.

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