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In a parallel universe, do people just call it “parking?”

DAVIS, CANTON, OH

Correct. Except in Philadelphia, Pa. There, it’s still called “I’ll park where I damn well please.”

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THE NEWEST LONGFORM

  • “Avenida Del Mar” by Maria Langgle.

    "I Heard The Nightingale Sing"

    Aug 1, 2025 · ALYSE ANDREE · NEW YORK CITY, NY
    Above artwork: “Untitled" by Christina Moser, 2019.

    Not a second of a bright winter morning can be missed.

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THE NEWEST

  • “Rhythm 0” (1974) by Marina Abramovic.

    FROM CANVAS TO BODY

    Aug 1, 2025 · MARIANNA GAVURMADZHYAN · BOSTON, MA
    Above artwork: “Rhythm 0” (1974) by Marina Abramovic.

    From what I’ve seen, it has become a rarity for “traditional” forms of art to go viral – at least in a way that breaks through to the non-artistic crowd.

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  • "jazz trio" by Kirk Stansbury.

    MY STUPID, NEGLECTED IPHONE ACCIDENTALLY TOOK THE PERFECT SHOTS FOR MY MONTHLY INSTAGRAM PHOTO DUMP!

    Aug 1, 2025 · CHLOE WELLINGTON HUNT · BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA
    Above artwork: “jazz trio” by Kirk Stansbury.

    The first photo is from three weekends ago at a jazz bar that I stumbled upon, as I do.

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  • “Gunslinger Bob Henry” by Scott Padgett Fine Art.

    ONE HUNDRED WORDS

    FORTY-TWO
    Aug 1, 2025 · COOL HAND FRANK
    Above artwork: “Gunslinger Bob Henry” by Scott Padgett Fine Art.


    Damon had removed his tie, bloodied suit jacket, and dress shirt before they arrived at a peaceful outlet mall.

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  • “Avenida Del Mar” by Maria Langgle.

    SOME QUESTIONS FOR WEST COAST LANDSCAPE PAINTER MARIA LANGGLE

    Jul 25, 2025 · COOL HAND FRANK
    Above artwork: “Avenida Del Mar” by Maria Langgle.

    “I love simplicity and the idea of capturing a subject with minimal linework and color.”

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  • 14K Yellow Gold Half Moon Stud Earrings by JILLERY.

    SUBURBIA

    Jul 25, 2025 · EMILY SLEPSKY · ROSWELL, GA
    Above artwork: 14K Yellow Gold Half Moon Stud Earrings by JILLERY.

    The above jewelry design work on this webpage is the sole property of JILLERY. and is held under copyright. JILLERY.’s images, design work, and content on this website and that company’s website may not be copied, collected, or used for personal or professional gain without sole written permission from JILLERY.

    If you grew up in a cul-de-sac with summer pool parties, Friday night lights at the high school stadium, and a local Kroger supermarket that somehow felt like the town square, you might recognize a few things.

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    FREE SAMPLES!

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ARTIST GALLERY PREVIEW

  • "The Equalizer" by Séverine Rigaud, 2024. Featured at Gallery Anderson Smith.

    ELIKYA ART

  • "I don't believe you" by Mr. Hooper Art.

    MR. HOOPER ART

  • 14K Yellow Gold Fish Scales Necklace by JILLERY., 2020.

    JILLERY.

  • “Unforgettable” by J. King Artworks, 2023.

    J. KING ARTWORKS

  • "Wanderlust" by Lynne McDonald.

    LYNNE MCDONALD

  • “Emergency Contacts” by Christina Moser, 2022.

    CHRISTINA MOSER

  • “Blood Moon Dance” by Scott Padgett Fine Art.

    SCOTT PADGETT FINE ART

  • “Back in Black” by Kelly Saunders Art, 2022.

    KELLY SAUNDERS ART

  • “Swagger” by Kirk Stansbury, 2015.

    KIRK STANSBURY

VISIT ARTIST GALLERY

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USCRI Senate Briefing
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COOL HAND FRANK highlights purpose-driven organizations working to make this world healthier, happier, and better.

These times are rough for first- and second-generation immigrants in the United States, and especially those from non-European backgrounds. The U.S. immigration system needs significant improvement—reforming antiquated systems and outdated processes. Yet what remains indisputable is that the reasons for immigrating here today are mostly the same as they were for nearly every citizen’s ancestors.

For more than a century—since 1911—the nonprofit, non-governmental U.S. Committee for Refugees and Immigrants (USCRI), has helped refugees and immigrants overcome challenges in the pursuit of citizenship when the U.S. immigration system falls short.

According to USCRI, its mission is “To protect the rights and address the needs of persons in forced or voluntary migration worldwide and support their transition to a dignified life.” The organization provides legal, health, and children’s services, residential care, and resources to fight human trafficking for those navigating difficult circumstances.

You can support USCRI’s meaningful work in several ways: fundraising, sponsorship, offering employment opportunities, and, of course, donations.

Do you have a cause you'd like COOL HAND FRANK to spotlight? Talk to me.

RANDOM FILLER

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(Thanks, Jennifer!)