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ISSUE 77, JUNE 12, 2026.
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  • “Safety Last!”, U.S. public domain January 1, 2019.

    WHY SO SERIOUS?

    JASON ROGERS · KENNESAW, GA.

    Photo: “Safety Last!”, U.S. public domain January 1, 2019.

    From silent-era antics to modern misadventures, a self-professed scary-movie addict reveals the comedies that never fail to crack him up.

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FEATURED WRITER SELECTIONS

IT’S A VINYL WORLD, AND I LIVE IN IT

IT’S A VINYL WORLD, AND I LIVE IN IT

JASON ROGERS · KENNESAW, GA.

Artwork: "GOSPEL LIGHT" by Kirk Stansbury.

A personal journey from compact discs to vinyl obsession—finding Holy Grails, making friends in record stores, and discovering the joy of truly listening to music.

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FEATURED WRITERS

  • COOL HAND FRANK

    COOL HAND FRANK


    What is your favorite scent?

  • ALYSE ANDREE

    ALYSE ANDREE


    “Pizza. I live in New York City — what do you expect?”

  • MANI ISLER

    MANI ISLER


    “The scent of ozone right after a spring thunderstorm.”

  • JASON ROGERS

    JASON ROGERS


    “I like the smell of October, specifically that cool, crisp scent first thing on a Saturday morning, with a faint whiff of someone burning leaves in the distance.”

  • EMILY SLEPSKY

    EMILY SLEPSKY


    Santal!”

ARTIST GALLERY PREVIEW

  • Treatment options

    THIS MONTH'S GOOD CAUSE

ASK ME ANYTHING (I MIGHT LIE)

COOL HAND FRANK Warhol-Style

What do you think the word “dinch” should really mean?

MITA, LONG ISLAND, N.Y.

Mita,

Like brunch, but a meal in lieu of lunch and dinner. Obviously.

COOL HAND FRANK

RIDICULOUS WORD OF THE WEEK

WATCH THIS

Some wit and no wisdom from COOL HAND FRANK this issue.

ON THE SCREEN


ON THE STEREO


RANDOM FILLER

“DEEP FLUX”